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(I’m running errands for my pregnant wife. While walking to a nearby store, I see two teenagers harassing a child that is only four or five years old. I shoo them away from the boy, and he introduces himself.)

Thu, 23 May 2013 03:02:16 -0400

(I’m running errands for my pregnant wife. While walking to a nearby store, I see two teenagers harassing a child that is only four or five years old. I shoo them away from the boy, and he introduces himself.)

Me: “So, where’s your mom at?”

Boy: “She’s in the store. Do you have kids?”

Me: “Not yet. We’re expecting a baby girl soon, though.”

Boy: “Well, she’s going to turn out nice, like you! So, I’m going to marry her someday!”

(I laugh, and play along while I bring him to the service desk, and wait until his mom picks him up. Six years later, my daughter comes home from school and introduces us to a friend that defended her against a bully on the playground. I didn’t recognize him, but he certainly knew who I was!)

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viivus: Is it too late to draw pokemon fusions

Thu, 23 May 2013 02:51:53 -0400

viivus:

Is it too late to draw pokemon fusions

asksonabuvelle: Oh!…Well Perhaps you, little one.

Thu, 23 May 2013 02:51:27 -0400

asksonabuvelle:

Oh!…Well Perhaps you, little one.

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lampfaced: buttlid: kymherz: ippinka: Try out a cool way to...

Wed, 22 May 2013 14:05:31 -0400

lampfaced:

buttlid:

kymherz:

ippinka:

Try out a cool way to separate egg yolks from egg whites!

this is genius.

this is actually lifechanging

up to this point I’ve been scooping the yolk up with half of the eggshell and trying not to break it

I must use this method

melindaclarkes: #Someone please tell me why they don’t have...

Wed, 22 May 2013 14:02:31 -0400

melindaclarkes:

#Someone please tell me why they don’t have their own show

Today at work...

Wed, 22 May 2013 13:58:07 -0400

Me: Thank you for calling, how can I help you?
Customer: I need to get my subscription changed to my new address and renew for next year.
Me: I'd be happy to help you with that; do you have a CRN?
Customer: Not on me. Can you search by my name?
Me: Certainly. And your name is?
Customer: Mark Pellegrino.
Me: ...Mark Pellegrino?
Customer: Yes.
Me: As in...Mark Pellegrino? Like, Lucifer, Mark Pellegrino?
Customer: *chuckles* Yes, like Mark Pellegrino.
Me: Oh my God. You're Mark Pellegrino.

221badwolfstreet: aswimmersparadise: Let me tell you something...

Wed, 22 May 2013 13:55:55 -0400

221badwolfstreet:

aswimmersparadise:

Let me tell you something about today. Today was the hottest day of the year in New Jersey, I woke up sweating despite air conditioning because it was 95 degrees. Now, i did what any logical person would do and I put on my favorite pair of shorts so i wouldn’t be sweating throughout the day.

Even in my shorts i was sweating my balls off but I went through half of my day as normal, no boys stared at my ass or tried to grope me in public yet when i went to the the cafeteria a teacher told me to go to the office because he finds my shorts inappropriate. I head down to the office to find a group of girls wearing shorts and skirts sitting in a small room in the office, we where all ordered to call our parents or to change into the clothes they had offered us from the school store. These items of clothing included sweatpants and a large heavy sweatshirt. I obviously refused to where those because it was 95 degrees and when you are sweating the key to cool down is NOT to put on more clothes. They told me I would have to stay in that room the whole day if it came down to it.

I was able to leave the office when my friend gave me a pair of yoga pants. The man who made me go down to the office brought down several other girls as I was leaving, at this point they didn’t care how long the shorts where they just sent everyone who was wearing a pair down. They warned me that if I put my shorts back on they would right me up.

I put them back on anyway because just walking down the hallway in those yoga pants made me faint, dizzy,and extremely hot. Thats the main issue, it is hot enough for people to pass out in school but to the school system they would rather a girl suffer from a heat stroke then to have a boy become turned on. My shorts don’t say “COme fuck me in the middle of class” they say,”Its warm out”

The sexualizing of innocent students is not okay

Risking students health is not okay

and tHE LACK OF FEMINISM IN THE SCHOOL SYSTEM WILL NEVER BE OKAY

Today was literally horrible

I hate our school so much

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theminttu: Jumpin the Pokemon Fusion bandwagon. I’m afraid mine...

Wed, 22 May 2013 13:36:20 -0400

theminttu:

Jumpin the Pokemon Fusion bandwagon. I’m afraid mine is a lot less cute than the ones I keep seeing on my dash

shadowstep-of-bast: edgebug: I think that a lot of the reason...

Wed, 22 May 2013 13:34:31 -0400

shadowstep-of-bast:

edgebug:

I think that a lot of the reason Jarvis has become so human is because Tony treats him like he’s human. Tony talks to Jarvis in a very colloquial way. He says “you up?” when he knows damn well that Jarvis is operational. He says “throw a little hot-rod red in there” instead of “paint components x, y, and z with red paint #20.” Tony treats all his machinery like that—Dummy and You, especially—and Jarvis is no exception.

Jarvis has become much more human since Iron Man 1. He actually displayed emotions in Iron Man 3—specifically when he feared for Tony’s life, his voice sounded terribly frightened, and in instances like the second gif where he said “I need to sleep” and not “My battery is depleted.” Jarvis has grown and changed, as any self-aware creature does. He has become human because he is treated as such.

sir-genwaldthuswindburn: loki-cant-sing: remmylupinlover: hobb...

Wed, 22 May 2013 13:29:54 -0400

sir-genwaldthuswindburn:

loki-cant-sing:

remmylupinlover:

hobbitsunite:

Home made cosplay of the Iron Man Mark 7 suit shown off at animeland wasabi 2012

I don’t usually reblog stuff about Iron Man…but when I do…it’s the coolest shit.

COSPLAY THINGS THAT ARE JUST NOT FUCKING FAIR

take all my money and make this for me

doyounowunderstandwhatiam: “Am I so beautiful that you’ve no...

Wed, 22 May 2013 13:14:05 -0400

doyounowunderstandwhatiam:

“Am I so beautiful that you’ve no words left?”

Art by: [x] [x] [x]

aquanutart: Finders Keepers Just put it in your hat with all...

Wed, 22 May 2013 13:13:25 -0400

aquanutart:

Finders Keepers

Just put it in your hat with all your other stuff, Link.

(I vote that all future Zelda games go back to having a single wallet throughout. I liked how the rupee systems worked in Phantom Hourglass and Spirit Tracks; there was plenty to buy and you wouldn’t run out of wallet space anytime soon. I don’t know what went wrong with the implementation of rupees in Twilight Princess, but there wasn’t much use for them and being forced to put them back in treasure chests was a pretty major annoyance for anyone trying to clear dungeons.)

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